slutcouture:

the one with chubby in it!

It took me a second to remember which on you were talking about.

hmmmm

maybeeee

As you can see, I went with something else.

but thanks anyway.

(Source: queerchesters)

spookyjinglebells:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

caaaaaaaaaaaaastielswings:

dicksp8jr:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

dicksp8jr:

napoleonbonerhard:

dicksp8jr:

napoleonbonerhard:

How Did I Get A Strand Of Hair In My Buttcrack: A Mystery

Why Is That Strand Of Hair In My Boobs So Horrifyingly Uncomfortable: An In-Depth Study Into Itchy Cleavage

I Feel Hair On Me But I Can’t See It: An Insight Into Your Hair’s Chameleon Qualities

Is That A White Hair What The Fuck I Am Barely In My Twenties: How Life Ruins You Early

Typing Like This is Making My Hand Cramp: An Uncomfortable Experience 

Shut The Fuck Up, You’re Ruining The Flow Of This Post: Why Scott Is Dumb

I Don’t Know About That, This Is A Bit Uncomfortable: Why Scott Might Be Right

Ha Ha In Your Face: I’m Better Than You

Hey Guys, I’m Funny Too: Needlessly Inserting Myself Into Other People’s Humorous Text Posts

(via queerchesters)

spookyjinglebells:

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Is that why this friendship works? because I’m a masochist? it is, isn’t it.

this has occured to me on more than one occasion.

walidhani said: we should have a sitcom. no wait nevermind, webseries.

we should. we are fucking amazing.

(Source: queerchesters)

fuckyeahsoftbutch:

magentar:

Little fact about this barbershop: Women are not allowed in. Just men and dogs. 

That’s shocking :-(

wow, fuck that shit.

bullshit ass hipsters.

(Source: schorembarbier.nl)

Went to court today! filed the documents for my name changed, got them notarized and shit, and and got sworn in by a judge. I have a court date that’s 2 months away to finalize everything. so yeah, finally getting on top my shit i guess.


Parents have an immense level of unrestrained power over future generations. i hope this disturbs people everywhere. 

Parents have an immense level of unrestrained power over future generations. i hope this disturbs people everywhere. 

(via momdiggity)

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY