the one with chubby in it!
It took me a second to remember which on you were talking about.
As you can see, I went with something else.
but thanks anyway.
How Did I Get A Strand Of Hair In My Buttcrack: A Mystery
Why Is That Strand Of Hair In My Boobs So Horrifyingly Uncomfortable: An In-Depth Study Into Itchy Cleavage
I Feel Hair On Me But I Can’t See It: An Insight Into Your Hair’s Chameleon Qualities
Is That A White Hair What The Fuck I Am Barely In My Twenties: How Life Ruins You Early
Typing Like This is Making My Hand Cramp: An Uncomfortable Experience
Shut The Fuck Up, You’re Ruining The Flow Of This Post: Why Scott Is Dumb
I Don’t Know About That, This Is A Bit Uncomfortable: Why Scott Might Be Right
Ha Ha In Your Face: I’m Better Than You
Hey Guys, I’m Funny Too: Needlessly Inserting Myself Into Other People’s Humorous Text Posts
Is that why this friendship works? because I’m a masochist? it is, isn’t it.
this has occured to me on more than one occasion.
walidhani said: we should have a sitcom. no wait nevermind, webseries.
we should. we are fucking amazing.
Little fact about this barbershop: Women are not allowed in. Just men and dogs.
That’s shocking :-(
wow, fuck that shit.
bullshit ass hipsters.
Went to court today! filed the documents for my name changed, got them notarized and shit, and and got sworn in by a judge. I have a court date that’s 2 months away to finalize everything. so yeah, finally getting on top my shit i guess.
Parents have an immense level of unrestrained power over future generations. i hope this disturbs people everywhere.
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.